Kreayshawn the Game

We’re not sure who would win in a virtual fight between Mario and Kreayshawn. Yes, Mario has fireballs (once he touches the molten flower, that is), but presuming the balls of swag Kreayshawn shoots in the game originate from her ovaries, per «Gucci Gucci,» she might take the cake. Naturally, you spend most of your time in the game—designed by Beth Maher to encourage more female programmers—eating popsicles and ridding the world of evil bitches, because what else would Kreayshawn do? You can play the game above. Z to jump, X to shoot, arrows to move, E to exit. No key will replace the minutes you’ve wasted after the fact. (via Daily Dot)