the day mymy pulled a gun on me

I had this dream the other night, where I was in the same classroom as that of the Schoppenboers, and it was history presentation day. The first one to do the presentation was Mymy, who spent a long time rambling about how Belgians are untermenschen or something like that. Then, Vera said: «No, seriously, Mymy, you use every single presentation day to say stupid bullshit like this. I’ve already warned you about this so I’ll have to suspend you now». Then, Mymy pulled out her gun, but something was off about it. It was still blue and orange like her usual one, but it looked… oddly real. Vera then said: «Mymy, don’t you d-«. Then, Mymy shot Vera in the head, which caused her head to FUCKING EXPLODE and everyone got caked in blood and gore. It was a real gun. Everyone panicked, including myself, and attempted to escape by jumping out the window. While doing this, Mymy screamed «IT’S SCHOOLOCAUST TIME, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!» and shot at me as I was jumping, and it scraped my leg. I fell down on my arm and ran as fast as I could out of there and hid behind a tree. I tried calling the police, but for some reason the call didn’t go through. I tried this several more times for what felt like hours, when it finally went through. However, as the officer on the other end of the line started speaking to me, I heard a gun cocking sound and looked behind me, only to see that Mymy has finally found me. She had a menacing look on her face and said: «Get colonized, nerd.» And then she shot me and I woke up on the floor beside my bed, sweaty and hyperventilating. I still don’t know how to process this. ongezellig, ongezellig, ongezellig, ongezellig

Categories and tags of the game : Blood, Comedy, Mild Violence, Moderate Language, Single Player